Tuesday, 18 October 2011

zelazne staniki

naprawde mnie kochacie??? loty Virgin w kosmos ruszyly, to tylko 20 tys$?? a oczekujacych jest juz 450 osob. Nie powiem moge byc ta 451 osoba?
co dalej
W pracy zebrania sie do kupy nie nastepuje.
Zewszad dobiegaja glosy niezadowolenia spolecznego. Kazdy z mlotkiem latac po ulicach chce. Nie ma pieniedzy, nie ma  zaproszen na rozmowy o niej. Na wyjscie z kola checi brak.
Depresja dopada jednostki albo system.

co z d.wyjete
 humor i   doswiadczenie mam ogromne. ale nie poparte papierami( moze sie nadam)
Wine, beer and spirit experts wanted

Polestars are looking for sommeliers and beer and spirit (vodka or whiskey primarily) experts to run tasting sessions for stag and hen parties nationwide.

It is essential to have a light-hearted sense of humour, as the majority of our groups will be there to have fun and not take things too seriously, but also the ability to control a lively group. You will need to have a good knowledge of one or more of the above including; the history of, how they’re made, how to taste each properly, the different types available on the market and matching with food when appropriate. Previous experience of tasting workshops or teaching would be desirable.

 
Gazety donosza, 
pewna 115 latka nie okazywala sladow demencji starczej,... zmarla na zoladek?

Moje piersi przyciągają i uzdrawiają
Nadprzyrodzone moce ogarnęły niepozorną mieszkankę Łodzi. Wszystko zaczęło się od zwykłego wieczoru przed telewizorem. Pani Małgorzata Niewiadomska oglądała program "Kocham Cię, Polsko". Występował w nim sztukmistrz, którego ciało przyciągało łyżki i widelce.
- Postanowiłam spróbować tego na sobie. Poszłam do kuchni - opowiada drżącym głosem obdarowana przez los łodzianka. - Przyłożyłam sześć łyżeczek i żadna nie spadła! - wyznaje.

Piersi, które przyciągają metal i LECZĄ

To nie był koniec zdumiewających wydarzeń w łódzkim mieszkaniu. Okazało się bowiem, że nie tylko wszelakie sztućce, ale nawet młotek i patelnia twardo trzymają się piersi pani Małgorzaty. Spadają na ziemię dopiero po 15 minutach czy nawet pełnej godzinie.
Trzeba byc naprawde chorym by dac sie leczyc przez ta kobiete zardzywialymi mlotkami. Ja po obejrzeniu <Kocham, cie Polsko> wyjechalam. po prostu uzdrawiam tu))


Kinga Rusin (40 l.) to wzorowa mama. Prezenterka wie, że jej córki właśnie przechodzą pierwszy próg dojrzałości. Dlatego zabrała je na prawdziwie kobiece zakupy. Gwiazda nie tylko pokazała latoroślom, jak dobrze dobrać bieliznę, ale również jak się zdrowo odżywiać, by utrzymać zgrabną figurę.

 teraz juz wiadomo na jakim rozmiarze sie Kinga wzoruje??? tylko, zeby corki nie szly potem do , sklepu zelaznego.





a tera lokalne podworko!!!

Duped: Nicole Lindsay who believed her partner was a man but was actually a female
Duped: Nicole Lindsay who believed her partner was a man but was actually a female
A single mother has told of her torment after discovering how her  long-time lover tricked her into believing he was a man when in fact she was a woman.
Nicole Lindsay was shocked to learn the 'boyfriend' she hoped to marry was a lesbian sex offender called Samantha Brooks.
Police told her that Brooks, who she had always known as Lee, was once jailed for abusing a 14-year-old girl.
The bizarre story of how Nicole, mother of two daughters aged six and two, was fooled emerged when Brooks was arrested.
She was charged with obtaining sex by deception from Nicole and another former friend and two counts of assault.
Nicole said: 'When the police told me Lee was a she I just couldn't believe it. I was in shock. I've been through hell.
'The thought of how Lee deceived me and my whole family has given me nightmares and made me feel sick.'
Nicole described her relationship with Brooks who used modified a wooden toilet roll holder in their sexual relationship.
Brooks even conned her into believing her body had been scarred by a previous partner as the reason she wore bandages around the chest -  which hid her breasts.
She told the Sunday People she was uncomfortable being naked in front of a partner while Brooks claimed he felt the same way after suffering testicular cancer.
She first made contact when Nicole was 14 in 2001. But they did not meet until 2006 by which time she had a baby girl, aged 18 months, but was not with the father.
Sex trick: Samantha Brooks led her partner to believe she was a man
Sex trick: Samantha Brooks led her partner to believe she was a man
They began a long-distance relationship staying weekends at each other's homes before breaking up in 2007. Later that year, Brooks wrote saying she was in prison for beating up a paedophile.
Nicole admitted: ' I didn't think too badly of him [Samantha]. I can understand the provocation.'
But unknown to her Brooks had been jailed for 18 months at Isleworth Crown Court of sexual offences against a girl of 14 and put on a sex offenders' register for 10 years.
After her release, Brooks got in touch with Nicole, now a mother of two, and she even proposed marriage and set a date for the wedding in March 2010.
But Nicole's family grew suspicious of the 'man' who had no facial hair or an Adam's apple.
Nicole told the People: 'I didn't believe Lee could be a woman. We had been having sex on and off for years. But I knew he was hiding something.'
lly told the shocking truth last September when police arrested Brooks and she was called to a police station.
She was fina
But her anguish did not end there,. Police dropped the case before it came to trial when Nicole's former friend withdrew her co-operation with prosecutors.
Nicole, from Glasgow, agreed to give up her anonymity to warn unsuspecting girls about Brooks.
When approached, Brooks, from Uxbridge, north west London, declined to discuss her behaviour or her previous conviction and denied she had met Nicola.

Najgorzej ma to dziecko gdy dowie sie, ze jego ojciec to uchwyt  papieru do d.